Hot Dog Confession

I dropped a hot dog onto the ground while I was grilling out a few weekends ago. Then I picked it up and put it back on the platter. I put it on the platter parallel to the way all the other hot dogs were laying, thereby marking it so I would know which one it was and wouldn’t get it myself.

I feel better getting that out there.

I think I felt worse about this one than I did that time I finally confessed being too scared to test Johnson & Johnson’s No More Tears formula on myself after Ada cried that her eyes were burning while I rinsed the shampoo out.

I’m pretty much the best dad ever.

Do you have any hot dog related confessions?

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